Michael Murphy, George Will, David Brooks, Christopher Buckley, Tucker Carlson, Colin Powell...
Blowing the smoke from the barrel of his gun, Ringo Murphy said McCain lost the election the moment he picked Palin. With equal dispatch, the impeccable George Will held-forth in a DC backroom that Governor Palin was "obviously not qualified to be President." David Brooks, the eminent oncologist at the NYTimes, pronounced Palin "a cancer on the republican party." That randy bounder, Christopher Buckley says he's voting for Obama because, "that guy is a good writer!" Tucker reveals there's no October surprise, it's over. Oki doki, TC. Colin Powell, that famous character witness for Senator Stevens, testifies that "Obama will be transformational." (at last, the truth!)
All their analyses are like, so deep but is that the common thread? Or, is it that they're all republicans? Wait...wait...suddenly, it hits you: doggone it, just exactly like Joe Biden, they're all Dandys!
You can't make this stuff up.
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